The Elegy Machine

Wayne Koestenbaum

thoughts on vibration because why not

ask for taint close-up

ask Isabelle Huppert if she wants to converse with me

at a Viennese restaurant

we sat on the porch

under her supervision or with her knowledge

or was my family suddenly polite

the color loosens when water is applied

when she proposed “stir-crazy” as a new concept

near the birding retreat in emulation

a poetry magazine by the toilet for newcomers

habitués of the garlic festival

climbing the rock hill with presidential delusions

pretending I’m crawling under his desk

looking upward at the clock rather than at my crotch

pick-up-sticks on the fireplace bricks and hot egg nog

a tour of ABBA’s dressingroom

and I keep bringing up starlings

or the eel breakfast with beans

why sex seems like a shortcut to the symphony

typing a play about the angel in the backyard

he said aural massage

he is the plateau and I am the magazine

shower and peer through the hole

the bus trip could be a liberation-fest

like El Capitan in Yosemite but Lust Capitan

hoodwinked by natural sublimity on 8mm reel

Venice too with its cupcake holes

sedentary angel with collapsed ribs

grabbing my arm in the taxi to scold me for not being aesthetically radical

I was somewhat radical but I chickened out

and then he died but not as a result of my cowardice

town of the cats where masturbation on a bumpy floor

dropped licorice-like into the past’s mouth

shoplifted a radical book

expecting mystical hints

but what are sour balls

can you seize the homoerotic cavern

climbing over the sprocket holes

can you be cavalier about the arrival of the sleeping masses

nickel-and-diming the hot-tub salesman

I’m a fashion publicist

I teach drama to kindergartners

basic theater exercises

did your girlfriend ask you to shave your dick or was it your idea

did I offend you by including your name

or omitting it

and then more sex he said after undetectable

hang around the cavern until it starts popping out tidbits

like a gumball machine with big suckers

he also has a penchant for asymptotes

dipping his overalls in the toilet by accident

toss everything into the elegy machine and tumble dry